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Customer No-Service

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If you’ve ever lived in the Atlanta area, you’ll recognize this conversation as one Clark Howard might refer to as “Customer NO-Service.”

We were playing ‘store’ and had this conversation.

Sam: I think you need to have some salad.
Me: May I have some salad please?
S: I don’t have salad.
M: Where can I get salad?
S: You can get it at the store.
M: Isn’t this the store?
S: No- the store is that way.
M: Over here. [walk to where he was pointing] Can I have some salad please?
S: No- the store is THAT way.
M: Can you tell me how to get to the store?
S: You have to go right to go left [Thank you, Lightning McQueen, for adding this conundrum to our daily conversations]
M: Oh. Okay. Here I go.
S: No– you have to go right to go left. That’s right.
M: How about this?
S: No- you go over here.
M: Can you point it to me? Where is the salad store?
S: [big sigh- I am apparently the densest mother on the planet] I will show you.

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4 thoughts on “Customer No-Service

  1. First,it's teaching Jake theology…NOW he's showing YOU the WAY!!

  2. Actually, he seems to take after his Dad.

  3. looks like he is actually ready to open a store right here in Prague with that service.

  4. He'll make a great therapist some day (first you have to drum up business)

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